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Green Bird
thelittlebudgie
09 July 2008 @ 09:29 pm
 
Two points of interest from the "not covered" section of the university's health insurance plan:

- Declared or undeclared war or act of war
- No payment shall be made for a dental accident claim if the injury in the result of an accident caused by an object wittingly placed in the mouth

Um... ok, then.
 
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‮ 凸[◣_◢]凸[info]legrotesque on July 10th, 2008 02:01 am (UTC)
The best part is you KNOW there are some weirdass stories behind those
Gen-Gen!: my hat[info]sweetpea_grubb on July 10th, 2008 02:48 am (UTC)
Haha, speaking of which, I've had "an accident caused by an object wittingly placed in the mouth". I was five or six years old and I was playing with one of those little elastic hair bands with the plastic balls on either end. I had the elastic part in my mouth and was gripping one plastic ball in either hand, stretching them apart. I lost my grip on one of them and it went *SMACK!!* against my upper left incisor. Broke more than half of it off. Unfortunately I had a very mature set of teeth and most of my adult teeth had already grown in so to this day half of that one tooth is fake.

It happens. :)
Green Bird[info]thelittlebudgie on July 10th, 2008 02:52 am (UTC)
XD True enough. Admittedly, that sort of thing is a lot more acceptable when you're that age. 18+, not so much.
 
 

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