I had an odd dream. There was something about kids who I thought were the ones from Narnia, but really weren't, using man made wormholes in bodies of water to travel. Also a film on powerful female figures in popular media, all of which didn't exist or were... different from their original characters. I believe this line, spoken by the dream-film's narrator, sums up the sheer oddity of it best:

"When flying Keira Knightley shoots at you, you get shot."

Cue Keira in her costume from the last PotC movie flying by as though holding onto a flutterboard in front of her, and then randomly flipping onto her back and shooting a pair of hand pistols at who-knows-what.

A brief dialogue:


Dad: So if I were to eat a pound of steak, once I had finished eating, I'd weigh a pound more.
Sister: Yep.
Dad: And if I did the same with chocolate, the same thing?
Sister: Yes...
Dad: And if I weight 200 pounds, then ate a pound of chocolate, and then didn't eat anything else for a month, I'd never weigh more than 200 pounds for that month?
Sister: 201.
Dad: Oh, yes.
*pause*
Dad: Does wawa mean bird or water?
Sister: Wha?
Dad: Bird or water?
Me: In what language?
Dad: In the language it comes from.
Sister: Look, if you eat a pound of wawa, whatever it is, you'll only weigh a pound more once you were done eating it, ok?

Course registration starts on July 3. I'm looking forward to it.